67- Colin has ruined the scales, fantasy texts with Hugh Grant 6

10.17 No chance to text yesterday, too much ironing (surely should be fewer white shirts now Colin’s retired?). Rushed back from shops to get texting today. Texted James to say thankyou for phone. (NB must get Bridget’s mobile number, could text her every day!) Texted Mavis and Una to say See you at WI this afternoon. Texted Una again with story of scales, told her Colin was a clot, clearly I don’t weigh 67 stone and even Twiggy was never 67 lbs. Una texted back Must be measuring in kilos 67 kilos about 10 and a half stone Hope that helps.

1.36 Should be leaving for WI but feeling nauseous. Plus Una knows what I weigh. Una cannot keep her lip buttoned. All those faces turned towards me as I walk in, all knowing the shameful truth – and it’s only a little bit of post-Christmas temporary plumpness.

6.19 Text from Una Missed you at WI are you OK? Have just worked out am 73 kilos, much prefer good old stones and pounds U. So Una is heavier than me – she kept that under her hat. Oh, nausea gone – will send Colin out for pizza.